Meet Your Master
At some point someone requested Dirk and Hal taking advantage of Alpha!Dave. There’s no cute android boy, but AR is there on Dirk’s face and enjoys his position greatly. Close enough. :’D …But no, really, I’m still gonna do properly something with android Hal, Dirk and Alpha!Dave, because that mix is pretty fucking hot.
For the record, AR talked Dirk into that whole mess.